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2/13/2018 11:14:10 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,020)
Elk Grove Village, IL
55, joined Jan. 2008


WTF!! If my cod goes into single digits I'm retiring!!




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2/13/2018 11:15:13 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

rock_n_rollover
Farmington, MI
98, joined Oct. 2017


Of brain matter.

2/13/2018 11:16:39 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
sinful_mandi
Over 1,000 Posts (1,110)
Monument, CO
31, joined Jul. 2017


Whoa...

2/13/2018 11:17:32 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
little_spoon
Over 2,000 Posts (2,160)
Toronto, ON
36, joined Aug. 2017


Shrinkage? Are you cold?

2/13/2018 11:18:48 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
gustaf_deutsche
Over 1,000 Posts (1,550)
Houston, TX
50, joined Jul. 2017




2/13/2018 11:18:51 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,020)
Elk Grove Village, IL
55, joined Jan. 2008


Quote from sinful_mandi:
Whoa...


You said a mouthful!!

2/13/2018 11:29:28 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
dawling
Over 2,000 Posts (2,260)
Laurel, MD
63, joined Nov. 2014


So now you're down to half an inch, OP?

2/13/2018 12:06:26 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

gdaddy47
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,839)
Columbia, TN
70, joined Sep. 2009


It's winter time. Mine goes into hibernation so much that I have to blow on my thumb to make it pop out to pee. Just saying.

2/13/2018 12:33:19 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

easttowest72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,863)
Bremen, GA
46, joined Sep. 2014


Thanks for the info. I'll buy stock in male enhancements pills.

2/13/2018 12:43:38 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
queennawty
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (47,348)
Middlesex
United Kingdom
46, joined Oct. 2015


Tie it to something and stretch that booger out

2/13/2018 12:44:34 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
sinful_mandi
Over 1,000 Posts (1,110)
Monument, CO
31, joined Jul. 2017


Quote from apokernut:
You said a mouthful!!




2/13/2018 12:49:09 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
geezers_end
Over 1,000 Posts (1,954)
Patchogue, NY
59, joined Oct. 2017


It's all that fat...

2/13/2018 12:49:36 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
error404found
Gary, IN
39, joined Jan. 2018


A cod is a a cold water species...typically its deep fried in restaurants.

2/13/2018 1:00:00 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

gdaddy47
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,839)
Columbia, TN
70, joined Sep. 2009


All is well, spring time on the way.

2/13/2018 5:37:16 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
dawling
Over 2,000 Posts (2,260)
Laurel, MD
63, joined Nov. 2014


Should I bring the weedwacker OP?

2/13/2018 11:43:21 PMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

apokernut
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (21,020)
Elk Grove Village, IL
55, joined Jan. 2008


Quote from dawling:
Should I bring the weedwacker OP?


Why? Is your bush growing out of control?

2/14/2018 12:03:14 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
dawling
Over 2,000 Posts (2,260)
Laurel, MD
63, joined Nov. 2014


Yes! a man aint much good if he can use his tool properly.

2/14/2018 1:02:57 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
rubyrose2015
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (25,244)
Seagrove, NC
99, joined Sep. 2015


There is always Viagra. As long as your cod can stand up, then you have a chance.

2/14/2018 1:58:52 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
Kousine
Over 1,000 Posts (1,010)
Australian Capital
Australia
97, joined May. 2017


Quote from apokernut:
WTF!! If my cod goes into single digits I'm retiring!!


cool! yeah!!!!!!!

two digits is too big anyhow..

2/14/2018 2:55:25 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

dan9787_3
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,228)
Laval, QC
54, joined Jul. 2014


a bit of torture can help



2/14/2018 3:04:27 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
404_forum_post
Over 1,000 Posts (1,372)
Can Tho
Viet Nam
43, joined May. 2017


OUCH

2/14/2018 3:18:46 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 

dan9787_3
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,228)
Laval, QC
54, joined Jul. 2014


my penis would shrink in terror.

2/14/2018 3:39:33 AMI've Lost One and a half inches!! 
404_forum_post
Over 1,000 Posts (1,372)
Can Tho
Viet Nam
43, joined May. 2017


Quote from dan9787_3:
my penis would shrink in terror.



So would my pair of pink cushions